There once was a man by the name of Carlos who lived in the Alps.  One day, Carlos needed to get out of the house so he went skiing, but while he was out an Avalanche came and tumbled him down the mountain.  Not far from where he landed, a bumbly bear, who had been hibernating, awoke from all the racket.  Bumbly saw Carlos' feet sticking out of the snow and said "Ay Caramba! I am starving. Finally, I have something to eat!" "Ha! You think you can get me? Watch this.  I have a series of Bruce Lee movies and I know some moves," Carlos said, as the bear devoured him with one bite.