Today was the day that Bubba had been looking forward to his whole backwoods hillbilly life; he was leaving his little holler for the first time ever to check out that new Wal Mart thing his neighbors were fussin' about.  Soon after walking in, Bubba found, with much frustration, that Wal Mart was much larger than his neighbors had told him and that he was lost.  He looked and looked for someone to help him, but no one knew their way around the store either; except for the manager who refused to help poor Bubba because he was so busy!  Poor Bubba, he wasn't used to such unhappy people that were too busy to help their fellow man, so after he gave that manager a swift kick in the bum, Bubba looked up and spotted the brightly lit EXIT sign! Ahhhhhh finally, as he walked through the door he was able to feel the sunshine on his face, which was something he had learned to appreciate throughout his experiences.